Wow, what a clunker.

"Talk to the hand?" A terminator does NOT tell people that before he shoots their eyeballs out! And he certainly does NOT put on heart-shaped sunglasses! I do not remember this movie being called Faginator 3.

Anyway, there are like 59 million explosions in the film, and the script seemed to be written for the sake of connecting said 59 million explosions together. And there are continuity errors. John Connor was 10 or so in T2, yet in this film, they say he was 13. Hmmm, maybe no one will notice. Maybe they will be distracted if we fill the film with lame cool hip catchphrases and 59 million explosions. And a hot ass terminator-ess.

Yeah, dude! The T-X, or "Terminatrix," is only a hot female version of Robert Patrick's T1000 from T2, but she can make her breasts expand (!!!) and she dresses and looks like some super model. She also drives around in a Mercedes at 300 mph, running red lights and swerving around in traffic like some coked up daddy's girl-struggling actress-pseudo-prostitute. VERY low key. And Arnold, walking around in sunglasses and black leather and carrying a vulcan gun and a casket full of firearms looks very incognito. No one will suspect anything!

To rate the films:

Terminator 1 - Great (if borrowed) sci-fi story with nice action pieces and Arnold at his most cro-magnon best.

Terminator 2 - Kinda like what Aliens did for the Alien franchise. Threw story and subtlety of the previous one's quality out the window to serve up a 100% action oriented slugathon. Great action flick with revolutionary special effects if nothing else.

Terminator 3 - CRAP!! That is all.

So, to recap, do not see this piece of shit. It sucks.

Rating: 1